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Oh God... the 5 year old me wrote this...

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There Once was a chicken named Wilson and he wanted to find a home. One day a farmer named Rex came to look at the chicken farm then he said "Hmmm, none of these chickens are rite." Then he left. The next day another farmer came to look at the chicken farm and her name was Selia. She said I will take 1 chicken home and I pick Roostey. Roostey was one of Wilson's friends. " When will I get to have a nice home in the country"? He asked himself. The next day another  farmer came to the farm and said, "I will take Wilson". After the farmer said those words , Wilson said ,"Yes"! "I got picked"!

Then the farmer took Wilson home and fed him good food. Then he went to sleep. The next day he ate more food. Then one day the farmer got sick and he coldn't feed the animals.

So Wilson said, "if my owner can't feed me then I will feed myself"  and that's what he did.

The next day he wandered off somewere. The farmer could not find him. "Wilson". "Wilson". The farmer found the chicken in the bushes.
And the chicken lived a happier life

                                       The End
I'm still sorting through my flashdrive...

I just HAD to post this xDDD

I wrote it when i was 5 xDDD

"One day a farmer named Rex came to look at the chicken farm then he said “Hmmm, none of these chickens are rite.” Then he left."

IM LAUGHING SO HARD XDDD

This has every single typo I made, every mistake in grammar, every misspelled word, everything.
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Kataena's avatar
LOLING SO HARD MAN!!

I was a Grammar Nazi at five.. I had pretty good writing for a kindergartner, I guess.. But I based a lot of my spelling on how stuff was pronounced... OH GASH, YOU SHOULD SEE HOW I SPELLED GRANDMA!

<-- SILL LOLING SO HARD.